[Cher] And Cher.

[Sonny] And, uh, this is the other side of our record. When, when you cut a record
everyone always asks you what you're gonna put on the other side, and you
usually put on a ss- another song. Sometimes, uh, it's hard to get another song
or to think of another song. And I thought it would be nice just to, uh, get a
chance to talk to you, and say thank you for everything that, uh, you've done
for us. Uh, I don't see why this can't be done, I hope you agree. What do you
think Cher?

[Cher] It's okay with me.

[Sonny] It's okay with you? It's okay with me too. Umm...

[Cher] I think you should, I think you should put the word- the music down before
you put the words down.

[Sonny] What music?

[Cher] (laughing) To the song.

[Sonny] There is no song.

[Cher] No really.

[Sonny] Really what? There is no song, I'm just playing on, plunking on the piano
and I only know seven chords anyway so it doesn't make any difference. What do
you mean we should put the music down first?

[Cher] I'm not gonna say anything to you [unintelligible] Sonny.

[Sonny] You're not gonna say anything, why?

[Cher] Because, you're making me embarasssed.

[Sonny] Oh, don't be embarassed, you're just talking to a microphone, and that's
all. Um, you have nothing to say at all?

[Cher] No.

[Sonny] I didn't know you were bashful. When you get on stage you're not
bashful, now you're talking to a microphone, you're in a studio all by yourself
and you're bashful. You don't like this song?

[Cher] (laughing) No, I don't like this song.

[Sonny] Well I'll try and write you a new one. I like it...I think. Well...Cher
you gotta say something to them....Cher don't be bashful.

[Cher] (laughing) I can't think of anything to say!

[Sonny] You always think of something to say around the house. You're never
without words there.

[Cher] I can't help it, I'm bashful.

[Sonny] Okay, I'm glad I found that out after two years of marriage.

[Cher] Well I can sing something.

[Sonny] I don't have a song for you to sing. Just say something.

[Cher] (pause) Hello.

[Sonny] (laughing) Oh that was, that was very clever.

[Cher] (laughing) I thought you'd like that.

[Sonny] That's the most original thing you've said. Anyway, we thought we'd break
a precedent, and and just say hello to everybody and that's the purpose behind
this. And thanks again.

[Cher] Me too.

[Sonny] Cher too. Bye.